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This doesn't look quite right. Has Randall ever seen a bicycle?
Blur Area
Possibly inspired by this? https://blog.adafruit.com/2016/04/20/bicycle-sketches-made-into-inoperable-renderings/
Columbia, MD
The inner linguist in me is not sure all of these could be called BIcycles.
East Helena, MT
love
Asia, EU, Africa
I'll be honest--the 1950s were a rough time for cycling.
Sesquiannual is every 18 months, now we can all join :)
Melbourne, Australia
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I'M ELIGIBLE thank you eighth-grade English.
Biannual = 2x per year
Sesquiannual = 1.5x per year = every 8 months
Sesquiannual = 1.5x per year = every 8 months
If that's too easy, you could try joining Tautology Club, which meets on the date of the Tautology Club meeting.
Title text:
"'Now, minions, I'm off to inspect our shark cages.' 'Do you really need to inspect them this often?' 'PRISONERS MUST NEVER ESCAPE.'"
"'Now, minions, I'm off to inspect our shark cages.' 'Do you really need to inspect them this often?' 'PRISONERS MUST NEVER ESCAPE.'"
Melbourne, Australia
Alt text:
"Perhaps you need a crash course in taking hints. Here's your first lesson: We're not actually walking somewhere together; I'm trying to leave this conversation and you're following me."
"Perhaps you need a crash course in taking hints. Here's your first lesson: We're not actually walking somewhere together; I'm trying to leave this conversation and you're following me."
Melbourne, Australia
5 public comments
Aie.
Paris, France
Um, Ouch.
New Hampshire
Burn.
I feel like xkcd is following me around picking up data signals emanating from the organic quantum computer in my skull
Asia, EU, Africa
ahem. what women want?
Uranus
Title text:
"'It has a ghost in it. Take it back.' 'No.'"
"'It has a ghost in it. Take it back.' 'No.'"
Melbourne, Australia
6 public comments
Just went through this last night! smh
Eufaula, AL
Been there
I've wondered this exact same thing. I feel like one of my computers was haunted, but I've basically concluded that other people won't go through the steps to determine a motherboard is grounded out or a video card is over heating. They will simply throw away or donate the computer.
Some times, even my Knack can get stifled by the shear evil within some OSes
Victoria, British Columbia CA
True story: When I was the lead for the Windows 95 escalation team, one of our engineers had a customer whose computer was inexplicably unstable. After several days of trying to fix this problem, the engineer called up the customer one day and the customer said "Oh, it's fixed."
"I just have to know -- how did you fix it?"
"Well, ever since I moved into this house, I've had problems with bad spirits. Now, when I use the computer, I sprinkle a circle of salt around it and light several candles...I haven't had any problems since!"
"I just have to know -- how did you fix it?"
"Well, ever since I moved into this house, I've had problems with bad spirits. Now, when I use the computer, I sprinkle a circle of salt around it and light several candles...I haven't had any problems since!"
Charlotte, North Carolina
Title text:
"Plus, when someone finally grabs your glasses and stomps on them, it costs way less than $1,500 to replace them."
"Plus, when someone finally grabs your glasses and stomps on them, it costs way less than $1,500 to replace them."
Melbourne, Australia
4 public comments
Ok glass, Show me pictures of morons. Yaay, it´s working!
Sverige, Göteborg, lerum
Have to start doing this , maybe i can get a free pair of glasses from it
I just my 4th pair, their progressive for my aging eyes and cost far too much.
Asia, EU, Africa
Must. refrain. from. doing. this… Ok, glass, share with comment. Crud.
Louisville, Kentucky
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